Fuck you, factory farmers*

*This is Proposition 2, by the way.

Fuck you, Yes on 8

This is why I f-ing love Sarah

Go Sarah! Go Sarah! I say Obama and you say Ayers!

"Let's kick some ass!"

As Karita Mattila said to Deborah Voight before today's Met HD broadcast of Salome, and kick some ass she did. No boobs were shown, much to Discipulus Legis's chagrin, but it was still a great morning out at the opera.

The anxiety of reading things that are so much better than anything you could have come up with, ever

Sometimes I think I'm an okay writer. Writing is my profession and I get paid to do it. But then I read something like this and realize that I am merely an assembler of words. This is truly art:

When they're right, they're right

Discipulus Legis says that I shouldn't give the Republicans credit for anything, but you gotta admit, when they're right, they're right. But that's not the real reason I'm posting this. I admire the Phillip Glass-type music they use in the background. Very arty! More like this! I am available at any time to help any political ad team choose the best classical music suited to a particular political attack.

A special message from Artur Axmann

"Hello, children! Artur Axmann here, sending you a message from beyond the grave to compliment all of you on your 'Obama Youth' movement. As a member of the master race, I am obligated to hate all of you because you are not Aryan, but I have to give you mad props for your recent efforts to glorify your leader, Barack Obama. Seeing this takes me back to the good ol' days when I trained children to unquestioningly worship, glorify, and defend der Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler. Of course, I hope you all fail and that the Forth Reich will soon rise, but indoctrinating these youth to put all doubts and criticisms aside will surely make it easier for future leaders to control the people. Heil Hitler!"