HAPY HALOWEEENZ!

Something truly horrifying

Today mine eyes did behold a most terrifying and horrible sight: Discipulus Legis running Windows Vista on her brand new MacBook. I now know the true meaning of the word "abomination."

I scare children

Last night, Discipulus Legis and I went to a Halloween party. She was a bloodsucking, back-stabbing, ambulance-chasing lawyer from the personal injury firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, and I was an accident victim. It was my first-ever costume where I used fake blood, and my amateur makeup artist skills may have been a little too good. I put blood streaks on my face and gave myself a black eye, and at the party, an eight- or nine-year-old girl dressed as a fairy princess, took a look at me, walked away, then came back and very seriously asked me: "Did something really happen to you?"

I scare children.

Los Angeles is burning

This makes me glad that we don't live in Los Angeles anymore.

Hearing that Orlando Bloom crashed his car on the corner of where we used to live in LA made me kinda sad that we moved (Discipulus Legis provides the details).



But not that sad.

More lolz

I have a fancy Master's degree in writing yet I take the most pleasure writing lolcat. Why?

LOL Opera

What happens when my love of opera collides with my love of lolcats?





lol opera!

Shiny happy kittehs

I was just reading news.yahoo.com and saw a headline that said that 5,000 birds have been seized in the nation's largest cockfighting bust. The headline's rollover picture was horrible (a chicken, with almost all of its feathers gone, looking bloodied). I couldn't even read the story. Cockfighting is absolutely awful and anyone who likes it is an f-ing idiot. To distract ourselves from thoughts of horrific animal abuse, let's look at this:



Ah, that's better.