PETA revealed the results of their annual "world's sexiest vegetarian" contest today, and the winners were former American Idol Carrie Underwood and leader of The Tonight Show band, Kevin Eubanks.
For my money, Discipulus Legis should have been the winner--hands down--but I'm pleasantly surprised that Carrie Underwood doesn't put dead animal flesh in her body. She should write a song about it. The country music genre would be perfect for some sort of vegetarian anthem... something about how her man done left her, and she drowns her sorrows in delicious tofu, but then she finds another cowboy who is way hotter than her last one because her new man, also a vegetarian, is fit and healthy, unlike her ex, who has cow/pig/chicken parts rotting in his ample gut.
My point is, be like Carrie. Don't eat meat: It's bad for you and bad for our animal friends.
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*blush*
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