If all ads were like this...

...I wouldn't use my DVR to fast forward through them.

Boomboom-Tap

Very nice, but it would've been better if it had featured basketball players, particularly Discipulus Legis.

I can sit here for hours and not be accused of loitering. I am Starbucks.

From the now-why-didn't-I-think-of-that department: A brilliant blog post that mocks Starbucks's new "I am Starbucks" ad campaign. My favorites include:

"I am an unemployed freelance designer. I've checked my email 78 times today. I'm on my third cup of coffee. I am Starbucks."

"I'm homeless. It's warm in here. I am Starbucks."

"I had to go to the bathroom. I am Starbucks."

Hahahaha!

Is it bad that this makes me want a venti iced coffee real bad?