Monday, May 21, 2007

I can sit here for hours and not be accused of loitering. I am Starbucks.

From the now-why-didn't-I-think-of-that department: A brilliant blog post that mocks Starbucks's new "I am Starbucks" ad campaign. My favorites include:

"I am an unemployed freelance designer. I've checked my email 78 times today. I'm on my third cup of coffee. I am Starbucks."

"I'm homeless. It's warm in here. I am Starbucks."

"I had to go to the bathroom. I am Starbucks."
Hahahaha!

Is it bad that this makes me want a venti iced coffee real bad?

1 comment:

Gina said...

I am avoiding going back to the office by having a "meeting" with a coworker. I am a non-profit worker. I am Starbucks.