"I am an unemployed freelance designer. I've checked my email 78 times today. I'm on my third cup of coffee. I am Starbucks."Hahahaha!
"I'm homeless. It's warm in here. I am Starbucks."
"I had to go to the bathroom. I am Starbucks."
Is it bad that this makes me want a venti iced coffee real bad?
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I am avoiding going back to the office by having a "meeting" with a coworker. I am a non-profit worker. I am Starbucks.
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