Doesn't this guy know about Craigslist?

The Internet means that you don't have to place handwritten pieces of paper in the newspaper dispensers in the Financial District that solicit sex from random white women anymore!



It's almost as if this man doesn't care about humanity's hard won progress. It's a shame, really.

So what happens after dusk?

No really.


Is it like the movie Gremlins?

Picture taken in a Starbucks near my office.

Gotta love quotation marks

I suppose saying this food is "new" is better than saying it's "fresh."


More "unnecessary" quotation marks "here."