Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Clang, clang, clang went the trolley
Friday, August 24, 2007
Reason #5356 to hate the Tenderloin
I know where the great unwashed masses of San Francisco hang out: the public library. How do I know this? Of the eight people sitting at the eight public computers near the stairwell on the fourth floor, it is clear that fully 50% of them have not showered recently. This includes the gentlemen sitting immediately to my left AND my right.
Also, I am glad that the computer being used by the rude f-er at station #480 logged him out. He appears to have showered, but he's a demanding jackass nonetheless. Plus the pocket magnifier he's using is annoying me. I don't know why.
Also, I am glad that the computer being used by the rude f-er at station #480 logged him out. He appears to have showered, but he's a demanding jackass nonetheless. Plus the pocket magnifier he's using is annoying me. I don't know why.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Defamation!
From the Associated Press, just another example of gross, vulgar, anti-avian defamation: Pigeon dung examined in bridge collapse.
Oh, so it wasn't shoddy engineering that destroyed the bridge in Minnesota, it was pigeons. Yeah. Right.
Oh, so it wasn't shoddy engineering that destroyed the bridge in Minnesota, it was pigeons. Yeah. Right.

Monday, August 20, 2007
Resistance. Is. Futile.
This song has been stuck in my head for the past week. Boyz by M.I.A. I can barely understand a word she says, but I love it nonetheless. Listen to it and try to resist.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Saturday, August 18, 2007
I [heart] NY, but not its rental market

I'm off to enjoy my more reasonably-priced den in San Francisco, peeing crazies and all.
(Picture caption: Pre-war building on Upper East Side. Two story unit, airy roof with great views, charming bullet holes. $5300/month. Must earn 73,652 times the monthly rent and have a guarantor from each of the fifty states and every U.S. protectorate to pre-qualify for pre-approval. Open house on Sunday from 12:43 to 12:46 p.m. NO PETS.)
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
OMG OMG OMG!

I found an amateur concert version on YouTube, however, that suffices quite nicely.
This definitely makes up for all of the Gluck I've been missing lately.
Oooooh, so THAT'S my problem!

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