
A picture (and humorous quote bubble) are worth a thousand words...
You can buy the t-shirt here.
"Crap Built on Lies" is an anagram of "Public relations." Think about it.
"I am an unemployed freelance designer. I've checked my email 78 times today. I'm on my third cup of coffee. I am Starbucks."Hahahaha!
"I'm homeless. It's warm in here. I am Starbucks."
"I had to go to the bathroom. I am Starbucks."