Friday, April 13, 2007

The Imus Imbroglio

My only regret about this whole Don Imus mess is that he didn't call the Rutgers University women's basketball players "nappy headed lesbians." Wouldn't that have been awesome? Then we could've seen the nation's gay media watchdog lumber into action, issuing painfully hard-to-read statements days after the incident occured, all the while claiming to work impactfully behind-the-scenes.

Damn you, Imus, for missed opportunities!

(Psst. In the interests of full disclosure, I did once work for aforementioned gay media watchdog, but that was many, many quittings ago. Before. After.)

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