I pledge my allegiance,to booze,
so that it can help my organization raise lots of money.
Don't question,
how basing all gay social events around alcohol consumption,
(just like in the 50's and 60's,)
might be bad for the community.
Just fill out this donor card,
in your shaky, liquored-up hand,
and be sure to indicate an alternate payment method,
in case your card is declined.
With liberty and vodka for all.
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